HEIST! A 1965 Pablo Picasso drawing valued at over $200,000 was successfully stolen earlier today from a San Francisco art gallery. It was a sophisticated heist that included eleven individuals, a remote-controlled car, a decoy video feed and several impostor cops. Hah, just kidding, that was…
Paging Myles Connor.
The idea is simple: once you pick the piece up, nobody will shoot at you or otherwise try to stop you for fear of damaging the item you’re holding. You then use the piece as a bargaining chip to get a lesser sentence for something else.
Read Art Of The Heist and it all makes more sense than you’ll be comfortable with.
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Paging Myles Connor.The idea is simple: once you pick...up, nobody will shoot at you
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Giant brass ones. Giant.
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melopepo reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
What the. How do things like this happen!?
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rintrah said:
Why are real heists never that complicated? It seems like security firms have watched so many films in that genre they have forgotten to cover for someone just walking in and lifting that shit off the wall!
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meshelldaily said:
OMG, I was just there. Good thing I got a good look at that piece!
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irrationalignorance reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
look at the Picasso wikipedia entry. I have this problem where I think that certain people were alive way earlier in...
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own your own Picasso: just take one. smh
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moment, i thought you guys were serious about...remote control car
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